WHAT BUSTS BEAUS BALLS TOUR EDITION NO 1

COSMIC B OWLING

Now i just want to say that first of all i love bowling .  In fact i am going to Carson C ity Na. to do a bowling tournament.   So that being said what is up with cosmic bowling.  They turn off the lights and then turn on a black light and a disco ball from radio shack 1978 and then proceed to charge six bucks a game.  Now lets put this all together.  Bowling is a sport where the slightest change in position changes your game.  Now why do i want the lights off.  Think about it.  What if we were to turn the lights off in other sports.  Lets turn lights off in 100 yard dash.  It will be like the Ray Charles 100 yard dash.   Why don’t we turn the lights off on baseball games.  It will become a game of butts up with 100 mph fast balls.  Now no one would ever do any of these things but they do if for bowling. WHY?  Do they want to make it more of a club party like atmosphere?  Ya know i have never said to myself, “self don’t you wanna go hang out with a 300 lb redneck and discuss him rebuilding his old truck and how good looking his sister is”.  Now i love bowling but some of the people that do it are morons.  They go to show that some animals should eat their children when they are young.  So all you cosmic bowlers out there who think its hip to go bowl in the dark, get a life.   You are not at a party.   You just look stupid.  
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